Jupiter Ascending Review: A Campy Space Opera That Deserved a TV Series

Over the years, I have enjoyed watching shows and movies like Star Trek, Roswell, and Star Wars. The best science-fiction stories create enormous worlds filled with memorable characters, unfamiliar cultures, and ideas that can keep an audience engaged for years. The challenge is that those universes need room to grow through multiple seasons, sequels, spin-offs, or novels.

That is exactly why Jupiter Ascending is such an interesting movie to me. This review is not an argument that the film gets every creative choice right. It is an argument that its ambitious space-opera story needed more time to develop. At its best, Jupiter Ascending is a visually stunning, campy romantic fairy tale set in space, and it might have worked even better as a multi-season TV series.

Going Into Jupiter Ascending With Low Expectations

Digital cinematic artwork of Mila Kunis as Jupiter Jones wearing a lavish red and white floral gown with a crown of red roses. She looks pensively into the distance on an alien balcony overlooking a vast futuristic cityscape under a twilight sky with multiple colorful moons. In the background, Channing Tatum as Caine stands guard in his grey military gear, looking out at the cosmic landscape.

My expectations were quite low because the reviews were terrible. Even the two leads, Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis, made comments poking fun at some of the film’s flaws. I figured that if the stars themselves saw problems with the movie, it could not be that great. After seeing those abysmal reviews, I went in with very little expectation beyond keeping an open mind.

Personally, I am so glad I did not listen to the critics this time. Sure, the film is no Oscar winner, but so what? At its core, Jupiter Ascending is an entertaining, if sometimes overdone, romantic fairy tale in space.

The Story: From House Cleaner to Space Heir

The story follows Jupiter, a poor house cleaner whose family immigrated from Russia to America after her father was murdered. James D’Arcy plays her father in an early scene, and his love of looking up at the night sky was a real emotional highlight for me.

Life is hard for Jupiter. With no money and no real opportunities, she wakes up every morning saying, “I hate my life.” It is an ordinary, frustrating existence that many viewers can relate to. Her only real superpowers are her innate goodness and empathy.

Hoping to raise money for a telescope like the one her father once had, Jupiter decides to donate her eggs. The only problem is that the process records her DNA and reveals something extraordinary about her genetic signature.

Her DNA marks her as the exact reincarnation of the immortal mother of a powerful royal dynasty in space. That makes Jupiter the rightful heir and owner of Earth. Before she even understands what is happening, alien assassins are sent after her.

Caine, played by Channing Tatum is a genetically engineered former soldier with wolf DNA who arrives just in time to rescue her. I have to admit, I really enjoyed the rescue sequence.

Digital cinematic illustration of Caine (Channing Tatum) flying through a futuristic city skyline on glowing anti-gravity hover boots while holding Jupiter (Mila Kunis) safely in his arms. Jupiter wears her ornate red-and-white gown, while Caine is in tactical gear with his wolf-hybrid ears visible. Alien starfighters zoom past towering crystal skyscrapers in a violet twilight sky during a high-speed chase scene.

After Jupiter is rescued. She is immediately thrown into an unfamiliar galactic world where she does not know whom to trust. Her instincts, along with her growing feelings for her rescuer, tell her that Caine is the one man on her side.

Meanwhile, the royal brothers Balem, played by Eddie Redmayne, and Titus, played by Douglas Booth, try to capture or kill Jupiter so they can harvest Earth’s population for profit. Things become wildly complicated from there.

A Space-Age Cinderella Story

In this space-age Cinderella story, Jupiter literally cleans houses for a living. I loved the fairy-tale tropes, and there are even strong Beauty and the Beast influences woven into Caine and Jupiter’s relationship.

The romance is one of the movies most appealing ideas, which is also why I wish the movie had spent more time developing it. Caine and Jupiter are surrounded by a huge galactic conflict, but their relationship gives the story its emotional center.

A Fun Cast With Campy Villains

While I personally would not have cast Channing Tatum, the ensemble is a lot of fun. His accent confused me at times, and I would have preferred a lesser-known actor like Jason Behr, known for Roswell and Skinwalkers.

Eddie Redmayne as the main villain is pure campy brilliance and surprisingly terrifying. He is one of my favorite British actor and one of the biggest reasons I wanted to watch the movie.

Digital cinematic artwork of the villainous royal brothers Balem and Titus from Jupiter Ascending standing in a grand alien throne room. On the left, Eddie Redmayne as Balem wears an ornate purple and gold robe with an intense, angry expression as he leans over a glowing holographic table displaying planet Earth. On the right, Douglas Booth as Titus wears sleek blue and silver armor with a smirking expression. High archways in the background reveal futuristic alien spacecraft flying past towering cityscapes.

Spectacular Visuals, Uneven Pacing

While Jupiter Ascending is visually breathtaking. . The film creates the kind of extravagant science-fiction setting that makes me want to know more about its history and inhabitants. This is where the movie begins to suffer

As I mentioned earlier, the core issue is that a story this big needed more than two hours to breathe. The pacing often feels rushed and messy, with major ideas and plot developments arriving before the audience has enough time to absorb them.

Why Jupiter Ascending Deserved a TV Series

After the credits rolled, my husband Jon and I spent quite a while talking about how this movie would have made an incredible television series. A multi-season show could have given the creators room to flesh out the worlds, build deeper backstories, and address plot holes that were difficult to resolve in a single film.

The movie also spends too much time on prolonged action scenes. Anyone who knows me well knows prolonged action scenes are my least favorite parts of movies. If the directors had spent less time on chaotic battles and more time developing the romance between Caine and Jupiter, the narrative could have benefited tremendously. A television format might have allowed the story to balance its action, mythology, romance, and political conflict more effectively.

That is the frustrating thing about Jupiter Ascending. There is enough imagination here for a much larger story. The film gives us a glimpse of a fascinating universe, but it does not always have the time to make that universe feel fully lived in.

Final Verdict: Is Jupiter Ascending Worth Watching?

Even with its imperfections, Jupiter Ascending can be a great time if you know what to expect. Go in looking for a visually stunning, campy space opera with a fun romance, and you just might enjoy yourself.

  • Watch it if: You love breathtaking visuals, gorgeous costume design, campy villains, and classic fairy-tale romances in space.
  • Skip it if: You are looking for tight narrative pacing, deep character development, or a story without cheesy moments.

If you love a beautiful movie with wild ideas and a memorable visual style, Jupiter Ascending may be for you. If you need a tightly structured story, extensive character development, and a clear sense of what comes next, this movie may not be the right choice.


Have you seen Jupiter Ascending? Do you think big science-fiction concepts work better as movies or multi-season TV shows? Let me know in the comments below.

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